August 22, 2008

To be or not to be? That is the question.

When I get bored and I allow my mind to wonder it immediately fills up with questions.  Questions about life, people, animals, and mostly why things are the way they are.  I've always been like this ever since I was a little girl.  Some might call me nosey but I call it curious. I would spend hours during the summer taking things apart in my mother's house just because I wondered, "How does this thing work?"

So I began to think the other day about how powerful the question mark is.  Think about it. It's probably the most powerful punctuation mark there is. Think of the many marketing campaigns and historical events that have been surrounded around questions...
  • Where's the beef?
  • What Would Jesus Do? (if you think this wasn't a marketing ploy you are wrong)
  • Mr. President did you have sex with that woman?
  • What came first, the chicken or the egg?
  • Does this make my butt look big?
And a few less famous questions I ask myself on a daily basis.
  • What made me think this looked good on me?
  • What's up with Amy McRee's face?
  • How can I make money doing nothing? (besides being a politician)
  • Does my dog really have to lick my face every other minute in the morning? Yes I hear the alarm!
  • Why do people ALWAYS let their children run wild in Wal-Mart?
As children we are naturally inquisitive.  Anyone who has spent more than five minutes with a toddler knows that their conversations consist of mainly questions. Why is the sky blue? Who invented people? Where do pop tarts come from? Why can't I eat my buggers? Why don't girls have weenises? (that one is for my boy Bo)  There's even a game show where you can only answer with questions. (Jeopardy)

Think about how the world would be if people stopped asking questions?  I think this quote answers that..."There are no foolish questions and no one becomes a fool until they stop asking questions."

I will leave you with some of my personal favorite questions.  Most I can't take credit for. Please feel free to respond with your own favorite questions. Like, Why did I waste 2 minutes of my life reading this blog?

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'? 
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?

How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.

1 comment:

Jennifer Chronicles (jenx67.com) said...

Some of these actually hurt my brain. Like this one: Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

My favorite question for a long time: "What are you believing in God for>" (as in - what are you believing in Him to in your life?"
I like to read your blog. I wish you'd post more often!